It so happened that Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck were chatting online, and during their passionate back and forth, they accidentally spilled in the chat window how lonely they were in spite of their bunch of ardent followers.

“It’s lonely at the top,” he wrote.

“You betcha,” she replied.

“Heads of state mingle with each other at G8 Summit, business leaders have meetings to discuss their issues, movie stars gather at award ceremonies, even the petty bloggers manage to hold bloggers meets.”

So Palin and Beck decided to have a Rhetoricians’ Convention. Palin then informed me about the meeting and its agenda:

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Sarah Palin the Author

I like Sarah Palin because she is so pretty and her name rhymes with Para Sailin', a recreational activity, where you don’t mind being tied with a rope and dragged by a boat over a distance. Para Sailin' scores over other activities, because even if you are like me, too cautious and economical to pay for a life-threatening activity, you can still post your pictures enjoying it on Facebook.

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