Don is happy that you guys made his movie a top grosser. Not watching a Don movie is not only difficult, but impossible. Why not, after all, Don is damned irresistible. Don’s dashing looks enhanced by a goatee and a gorgeous pigtail have been making gals go gaga. Don’s new look has absolutely charmed and enthralled and mesmerized everyone else too.
But remember, Don likes to be chased only by wild cats like Roma. Middle-aged aunties, please stop swooning over Don’s sensational physique.
Don can be slick, funny, and mean, all at the same time. No one can twitch his face like Don, nor can anyone spit like him. Not even Hrithik Roshan. Boom! Hee, hee, hee, hee…Don doesn’t need to explode bombs anymore, his chuckle and whinnying are enough to scare and kill his enemies, comprising the whole world population except Sameer Ali, Ayesha, and probably Roma.
Don has been minting Euros. Don is now the unchallenged king of Asia-Pacific and Europe. Don’s next destination is America. Until Don hatches an equally awesome plan to conquer the Yankees, he will pay some attention to his personal hygiene. Now, Don will brush his teeth. This toothpaste dispensing machine is invented by Don’s loyal fan, the great computer hacker Sameer Ali.
(Rube Golderg is Don’s latest inspiration after The Italian Job, Ocean’s 11, Bourne Identity, Mission Impossible, James Bond flicks etc. etc.)
But remember, Don likes to be chased only by wild cats like Roma. Middle-aged aunties, please stop swooning over Don’s sensational physique.
Don can be slick, funny, and mean, all at the same time. No one can twitch his face like Don, nor can anyone spit like him. Not even Hrithik Roshan. Boom! Hee, hee, hee, hee…Don doesn’t need to explode bombs anymore, his chuckle and whinnying are enough to scare and kill his enemies, comprising the whole world population except Sameer Ali, Ayesha, and probably Roma.
Don has been minting Euros. Don is now the unchallenged king of Asia-Pacific and Europe. Don’s next destination is America. Until Don hatches an equally awesome plan to conquer the Yankees, he will pay some attention to his personal hygiene. Now, Don will brush his teeth. This toothpaste dispensing machine is invented by Don’s loyal fan, the great computer hacker Sameer Ali.
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"Not cleaning Don’s teeth is not only difficult, but impossible!" (modified from a Rube Goldberg illustration) |
Nice one! The Don wave seems to be sweeping the world! Yesterday, I saw the promos in Macau for forthcoming IIFA event!
ReplyDeleteDon likes to be chased only by wild cats like Roma, not by fat cows. Middle-aged aunties, please stop swooning over Don’s sensational physique.... OUCH ! it hurts !
ReplyDeleteHahaha!
ReplyDelete@Rahul: Thanks for reading!
ReplyDelete@Kavita: Sorry about that. Slightly edited. It came from SRK's attitude towards extras in his movies :-)
@Sumitra: thanks!!
hahaha. . . Loved it . . . !
ReplyDeleteDon took Science in 11th and focused in his physics class that is one of the few possible explanations that one can give after seeing these free body diagrams.
ReplyDelete@Prateek: Good guess, but I think it is the computer hacker Sameer Ali who might have studied physics. What he had created is not a mere body diagram, but a toothpaste dispensing machine. :-|
ReplyDelete@Aanchal: thanks :-)
ReplyDeleteWhat a machine.. It would help if Don donated it to all office-going folks always in extreme hurry.
ReplyDeleteAt least this middle-aged aunty is not interested in chasing Don, thank God. Last week the L&M asked me to come for a movie and I had to choose between MI4 and Don and I said 'No way!' Even three tubs of popcorn would not make me change my mind. :) Loved your ripping it off so. :)
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch Don...neither the first nor the sequel & am so happy about it :D
ReplyDeletethat & your tribute to Don make me feel smarter... :P
Reportedly, DON collections are lower than any other Khan movie.
ReplyDeleteLets not go by media hype
Don ko jhelna mushkil hi nahin....
ReplyDelete@Sam: Instead of doing robberies, Don should start producing such machines....
ReplyDelete@Zephyr: Don himself is not that young. We should actually support people of our age :-/
@Rinaya: you can watch it on DVD when you have nothing else to do :D
@Chowla ji: Thanks for the info!
@Lalit: Abhi don 3 baaki hai :D