Givine Revelations For Holistic Living

The Universe

"I will worship a whole mountain

If stone-worship begets God,

The Grist Mill is better than that

As it gives you food for thought."

("Pahan pooje Hari mile to main poojun pahar,
Tase ye chakee bhalee pees khaye sansar." Kabir)

Now that you know the G doctrine was first propounded by Sant Kabir in the fourteenth century, let me share more about the Givine knowledge. It is part received, part aqcuired, and part revealed.

G, the all-encompassing mystical entity, is a symbol for everything—from the atoms and molecules to our body parts to the curved universe. Commonly it’s known as the seventh letter of the Latin alphabet. As there are seven days in a week, seven colors in a rainbow, seven notes in a musical scale, ph of water is seven, seven planets in our solar system besides Earth, seven stars in the big dipper called Seven Sages in Sanskrit, seven is an auspicious number, so is the letter G.

The Aesthetics

Actually, the original seventh letter was the distasteful Z, which was expelled in favor of delicious G. Here is a secret; the alphabet of a certain people doesn’t have plain G. Their corresponding alphabet sounds funny, as if they are clearing their throat, Ghh....

I want to put down my revelations, two of them, in writing to bring happiness in the lives of all the miserable creatures.

The Waters

The first one came to me like a poem while meditating during a bubble bath. It is a type of rhythmic breathing exercise called Geedarshan Kriya, which can relieve you from all sufferings and give you an acne-free, wrinkle-free face, and a flat stomach. You can do it in any position—sitting, standing, walking or driving. For your benefit, let me describe its technique in a few words. Make letter G with any of your fingers in the air. Now take a deep breath, and then while exhaling chant the sacred syllable Geeeeeee simultaneously sticking your stomach in. Repeat it as many times as you can. There you go!

With this kriya, if you also combine 20 minutes of heart-pumping exercise* and eat 80 percent of your appetite, you will have a 99.9% healthy body, a sharp mind, and a glowing spirit.

The Holy Trinity

The Girls

Now this second one is the holy trinity of G doctrine. According to it, the Guru, the Girl, and the Grist Mill are all one and represent God. The Girl in your life is also your Guru and God. If by chance Guru, Grist, God, and Girl appear before you together, you should pay your obeisance to the Girl first, because she is the one who provides you, or will provide you, with worldly knowledge, wholesome food, and heavenly pleasures.

*Consult your doctor prior to indulging in any sort of heart-pumping exercise.