The Grist Mill’s Prize In Physiology Or Medicine 2009

Baba Ramdev

The Grist Mill honors Baba Ramdev for rediscovering cures for all the diseases that ail mankind. Baba can cure swine flu, cancer, homosexuality, and alleviate the sufferings from AIDS. His holistic approach also provides special remedies for women in showbiz who suffer from low morality. Following this announcement, the Divya Yog Mandir Trust might invite The Grist Mill to the yoga centre on the Scottish island, or to the health food shop selling herbal drinks and medicines at Leicester, to receive an award of $1.4 million for recognizing Baba’s efforts.

Meanwhile the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 2009 was awarded to three losers, who, even after working their whole lives, couldn’t make enough money to send their kids to college. Elizabeth H. Blackburn, Carol W. Greider and Jack W. Szostak discovered how chromosomes protect their ends by telomeres and the enzyme telomerase. Is that the discovery? Hello! I could have told them that, as I already knew about it.

What, they discovered it in 80s? And they say it is related to human ageing, cancer, and stem cells? Tall claims! People like you and me would never see telomeres or telomerase, so we should not be swayed by such occultism. Baba says we should not follow the West blindly. Swadeshi shiksha and swadeshi chikitsa are the means to make India a superpower.

Follow Baba Ramdev for a healthy and vigorous life. Here is a video to teach you Yogic jogging in traditional attire.

PS: Baba ji, if you think the prize money is inflated, we can discuss it in private.