How To Produce More Terrorists

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

(Picture via nytimes.com)
The recent bombing incidents at Boston Marathon in the US and at the BJP office in Bangalore (India) have left me sad and dismayed. I am disappointed at the decline in quality and quantity of such terrorist attacks.

It is very important for countries like India and the US to have more homegrown terrorists as it has become increasingly difficult for the terrorists from outside to carry out terror attacks on foreign soil. There are many websites that teach people how to make bombs, but very few that clearly demonstrate how to make terrorists out of ordinary people. Who will make these bombs if there are no terrorists?

Here are a few easy-to-follow tips to radicalize simple peace-loving idiots and turn them into terrorists.

1. First, we need to keep people ignorant and uneducated so that we can easily stoke the fear of cultural annihilation among them. It should be instilled in their minds that their way of living, their culture, religion, and civilization are under attack, and would soon disappear if they didn't rise against the enemies. They should be made to believe that some words spouted by certain wise men, dead for thousands of years, and a bunch of corrupt traditions from the past few decades are more important than their own lives and the lives of other human beings. They should feel like victims before being initiated into terrorism. Any ideology other than religious chauvinism such as patriotism and nationalism can also be used to provoke dimwits to kill or get killed.

2. To demarcate the enemies, it is absolutely necessary to highlight the differences. It should always be us vs. them. Our way of living should be eulogized while the enemy’s ways should be condemned in severest terms. Never ever should it be implied or intimated that we are all basically same, i.e. human beings, with similar aspirations, suffering from same maladies and insecurities.

3. We should glorify the terrorists and show people only the rosy pictures of terrorists’ lives, as if they are full of camaraderie, adventure, and genuine purpose. The wannabe terrorists should not be exposed to the real murky side that demonstrates the psychologically wrecked and socially dysfunctional lives. They themselves will find it out when all the other options of living normal lives would become extinct.

4. To carry out the above agenda, organizations or states should have well-oiled propaganda machines. Newspapers, TV channels, websites should be used to pour out venom against the enemies and motivate those at the crossroads. On the internet, virtual communities can be formed where the members can help each other in keeping the flame of hatred burning bright.

5. Besides the state sponsored terrorism by armed forces, non-state terrorism should also receive covert or overt, physical and material support from the politicians, religious leaders, intelligence agencies, police, etc. The Muslim fundamentalists in Pakistan, the white supremacists in the West, and the Hindu and Muslim troublemakers in India should be given free hand to operate to realize their full potential.

India has already made a name for itself as a nation of rapists. Only when the terrorists start operating with the audacity and impunity shown by the current crop of rapists, would our country be able to acquire the much coveted distinction of being number one terrorist state and produce horde of terrorists. I have seen many hate groups active on the internet. They need a little more guidance and direction. We can certainly do this. Yes, we can!

Jai Shri Ram! Allah-O-Akbar! Keep America American! Maharashtra For Marathis! Jai Hind! Jai Bharat! (Choose any one according to your ideology.)

Related: 
CNN: Terrorism strikes Boston Marathon, 3 killed, scores injured
The Indian Express: Terror strikes Bangalore again, 17 injured in blast outside BJP office
The New York Times: The Terrorist Mind: An Update


22 comments:

  1. jai shri ram?sounds like hindu fundamentalist vhp or rss.

    whether its usa or india,the reason for terrorism is lawmakers aka politicians.if politicians are genuine you don't find any terrorists.their foreign policies and vote bank politics for selfish interests brings hatred and misery to certain community and this results in terrorism.

    once i took public transport in hyderabad,a beardy muslim guy was brain washing his fellow muslim in public this way."from begining, muslims are rulers of india and all hindus were under their kings.everything in india was built by muslims and soon muslims will take over india and world.pehle se hamara hukkumat chal raha hai aur kuch dinon main sab hamare log hoga."

    what made this guy say all this,poverty and illiteracy that resulted from vote bank politics by political parties without doing any development work.

    in usa,its just their stupid and dumb foreign policy for wealth and supremacy that makes them prone to terrorism.

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    1. Thanks Rohan! Your analysis is spot on! Such radicalization begins with an eye on political gain and power, and then later on it gets out of the hands of the instigators.

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  2. The way we play politics over terror and pardon terrorists, we will remain a soft state.

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  3. Sad sad state. And nothing but rhetoric each time.

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    1. Really sad! All the politicians are after short term gains. Looks like they all love riots.

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  4. Such a sad state. As long as we keep doing that, there will be enough people to burn every nook and corner.

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    1. That's true, Jas! Fundamentalism seems to be on rise everywhere :(

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  5. I am sure the terrorist camps are going to add this post in the curriculum of their aspiring human bombs.

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    1. Yeah, now only if the aspiring human bombs could read and understand this :-|

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  6. It is unfotunate but true that Terrorism is here to stay. We feel helpless. If in USA they could attack in full daylight what about India where every thing is taken as 'sab chalta hai'

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    1. Living in 'sab chalta hai' land has its own charm though :O

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  7. I think latest bomb blasts are by some start up terrorist companies. Once they prove they can do it, they will get certification from their big brothers and funding from VCs sitting in middle east. If the startup is not able to keep up the rate of activities, its employees may go to other org for lack of job satisfaction. In short, I view terrorism as a business and looks like it provides you all things that you look in a job: good money, less work hours, paid business travel, work on latest technology, good job satisfaction

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    1. Good one! Yes, terrorism has become a business, where the leaders enjoy the riches and the power, while the employees work hard at kill kill.

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  8. My God! Perfect blueprint - I hope no-one reads and implements this seriously :)

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    1. Thanks Suresh! The terrorists seem to have highly advanced blueprints....They could use this as a funny nursery rhyme, though :-)

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  9. Har cheez ka standard girta jaa raha hai :(

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    1. Lagta hai Kaliyug se bhi bura yug chal raha hai :(

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  10. We are not a soft State.
    We are being ruled by those who like to remain in power and play politics over dead bodies....
    Unless the common man gets his vocal chords checked and uses it,situation wont change

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    1. What can we expect when people themselves vote criminals and rapists to assemblies and the parliament!

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  11. Quite a perfect orientation course material for this new kind of employment. As long as the politics want to such our energy from us in order to empower themselves, these terrorists will blatantly flaunt the basic tenets of humanity as a religion

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