Karunanidhiji Ki Aarti

Friday, March 25, 2011

This aarti should be sung everyday by men who want to become rich and desirable like the honorable chief minister of Tamil Nadu, M. Karunanidhi, and also by women who want their husbands to be rich and desirable like the great leader. He is also known as Kalaignar, meaning scholar of arts, maybe because he is good at the art of making money.


All hail M. Karunanidhi,
Hail Kalaignar M. Karunanidhi,
He helps his followers when they need him,
He showers crores of rupees on his kith n kin,
He wipes away all their miseries,
All hail M. Karunanidhi!

He bequeathed Rs. 17.34 crores on one wife,
Rs. 18.68 crores on another wife,
And kept only Rs. 4.92 crores for himself,
All hail M. Karunanidhi!

His relatives and friends get prosperous,
Sons and daughters become ministers,
Made capable of earning for themselves,
All hail M. Karunanidhi!

He is much sought after by Soniaji,
As much as by Ratan Tata ji,
Let’s hope the CBI doesn't seek him,
All hail M. Karunanidhi!

All hail M. Karunanidhi,
Hail Kalaignar M. Karunanidhi,
Whoever sings this aarti,
With faith and devotion,
Like Raja, or Balwa, or Batcha,
Gets what he had never dreamt of,
All hail M. Karunanidhi!

31 comments:

  1. These double faced politicians will get exposed

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  2. Please to mention the tune for singing the arti.

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  3. All hail Karunanidhi and his way of showering his multitude of wives n entire kin with riches in such a noble way. Truly inspiring!

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  4. @BKC: Let's wish so :-)
    @IHM: Tune is the same as Om Jai Jagdish...
    @Sammy: Yes, such noble and gentle ways...:-)
    @sni: Thanks :-)

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  5. Hmm...I thought it was based on that famous song from Don.

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  6. First Lalu Chalisa, and now this Karuna Aarti. We are blessed. God is kind. But fools say this is kalyug. It is still satyug. Else why Gods would be descending to earth.

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  7. Wow, even God doesn't have so many actual examples to boast of...we do read about how Sheela was blessed by Vaibhav Laxmi Ma, but we don't really know if sheela exists..In case of MK, we are lucky to know he actually blessed so many ppl...Hail MK :))

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  8. Why do I feel that this would have a Hindi version somewhere, maybe because we are used to singing arti in hindi...?
    Shayad aapko is kavita ko Hindi mein translate karna chahiye.

    Nice one,
    BTW are you praying for your hubby? :P

    Cheers,
    Blasphemous Aesthete

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  9. I read a translation of one of his poems in a book of poems. I wonder how a poet could be so conscienceless. Maybe his brain is wrongly wired. Or maybe someone does ghost writing for him.

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  10. @IHM: That's not a bad idea either!
    @Neeraj: Don't believe the fools :-)
    @Sangeeta: MK's kathas and treasures are infinite, like Hari anant Hari katha ananta.
    @Anshul: Husbandji has been praying for himself. He is very much inspired my Karunanidhiji! Hindi version is in the pipeline. Thanks :-)
    @Smrithi: Thanks for all your comments! You are right he has been a well-known writer/artist. And it's sad to see how power corrupts!

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  11. You might have to create another one very soon, this time for Amma.
    She was an actress, if a writer amasses 41 crores then she is definitely in for at least 400 crores.
    This time we also want a Tamil version that goes along with a song from Endhiran to get the highest impact.

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  12. I don't know why you chose to potray him as a God. Kalaignar is a devout Atheist who spurns religion as irrational and detrimental to development.

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  13. He is not only much sought by Soniaji orRatan Tata ji, but also Jaya Ammaji because he is a nightmare for her!

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  14. @Kannan: Amma surely needs a paean for herself, பட் இ டான்'த க்நொவ் மச் தமிழ் !

    @Gompiepie: First, let me congratulate myself because the famed Gompiepie visited my blog and left his imprints!
    I grew up in a culture where we used to "utaro arti" of all important people. Whether to welcome newly weds at home or to welcome chief guests at schools or colleges, we used to follow this ritual. When I read news reports about Karunanidhi ji and his family and friends, I had a strong urge to sing his arti...

    @SRA: Thanks for the info....now going to check what's going on between them :-)

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  15. He's a crook who gives a bad name to the fraternity.

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  16. i did sing it in my mind in the proper tune- it goes perfectly well!!
    Creative and hilarious...
    Wish we lose such subjects soon tho :)

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  17. Will this really work?! I have started with the prayer. How many times do we have to repeat this in a day?

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  18. @Purba: Yes, bad name to the already rotten fraternity....
    @rt: Thanks :-)
    @Sanjay: I think once a day should be enough :-/

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  19. Now, you'll get a ticket from DMK to contest elections. :P

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  20. Love the pic :) And it certainly brings out a certain 'bhaktibhav' when you read it to the tune of Om Jai Jagdish.....will somebody tell me why he wears those black glasses?

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  21. @Sayak: Even though I know you folks will vote for me, there's too much hassle in contesting an election. I would prefer Rajya Sabha nomination :-|

    @Cool Cat: :-) Finally someone appreciates my effort in creating the pic! Karunanidhi ji started wearing the glasses since he lost vision in one eye due to some medical condition.

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  22. Ohh sad......I thought soo. when I was in school I used to think that he had a cataract operation or something - but then u don't wear glasses for years together for that. Now I know the reason. Thanks.

    I googled his profile on wiki - he has quite an impressive resume on the literature front! Why do geniuses become like this? Why don't they use their talents for betterment.....sigh.

    Anyways, I am still ROFLing at the line Let’s hope the CBI doesn't seek him!

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  23. Its getting dirty here in tamilnadu, freebies after freebies are being offered in the election manifesto. Karunanidhi and family are acquiring the entire state in every form possible! Two more daughters of him, who nobody knew till date are contesting election this time! His secret connection with women all over the state has produced many junior karunanidhi's who are looting the state at a faster pace than him!

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  24. @Anto: Yeah, first they loot crores, and then distribute chavannis-athhannies to the poor. Maybe they don't know any better....

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  25. i hate dis pic. karunanithi not a god. please dont hurt hindus.

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    1. First, this is a satire. Second, Hindu religion is very deep and profound to be hurt by anything in the world. Only those people who do not have even 1% knowledge of this religion get hurt by such jokes.

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