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| Bee my Valentine! |
Baa, Baa, Black Sheep, have you any wool?
Yes dear, yes dear, three bags full!
Then make me your wife,
And give me the bags,
One for my mummy ji,
And one for my sis,
And one for my lazy brother,
Who also lives with us.
Why don’t you go alone,
While I visit a beauty parlor?
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
I wonder why you are so small,
Then buy me diamonds and designer stuff,
So that my social life gets a jump-start!
Humpty Dumpty, don’t go near that wall,
Don’t make excuses big or small.
If I see you talking to the neighbor’s wife,
Wouldn’t be able to put you together again!
Johny, Johny,
Yes, sweetheart,
Have you been smoking?
No, sweetheart,
Have you been chatting?
No, sweetheart.
Show me your browsing history:
*smash*smash*smash*
Yes dear, yes dear, three bags full!
Then make me your wife,
And give me the bags,
One for my mummy ji,
And one for my sis,
And one for my lazy brother,
Who also lives with us.
Let’s both of us go up the hill,
To fetch a pale of water.
On second thoughts,To fetch a pale of water.
Why don’t you go alone,
While I visit a beauty parlor?
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
I wonder why you are so small,
Why don’t you work extra hard,
And aspire to be a bigger star?Then buy me diamonds and designer stuff,
So that my social life gets a jump-start!
Humpty Dumpty, don’t go near that wall,
Don’t make excuses big or small.
If I see you talking to the neighbor’s wife,
Don’t blame me for the consequences.
All the plaster of Paris, I assure you, then,Wouldn’t be able to put you together again!
Johny, Johny,
Yes, sweetheart,
Have you been smoking?
No, sweetheart,
Have you been drinking?
No, sweetheart.Have you been chatting?
No, sweetheart.
Show me your browsing history:
*smash*smash*smash*
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| Happy Valentine's Day! |
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Good to read such true emotions. And the links are also worthy. :)
ReplyDeletePositively Brilliant !!
ReplyDeleteJack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... Jill became pregnant after nine months.
ReplyDeleteOr another old one
Mary has a little lamb; it was tasty!
@Neeraj, you got the gist!
ReplyDelete@Chow, thanks a lot!
@Debby, lol...thanks for your visit :-)
delightfully disturbing - hena
ReplyDeleterelay emotional ! liked it !
ReplyDeleteI loved the Jack and Jill thing! Awesome. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Akila, black coffee has certainly energized the page!!
ReplyDelete:D I came to your blog after I saw u on twitter... :) amazing poems!! cant stop smiling... esp johny johny.. :D
ReplyDeleteManasie, thanks for the cool, breezy compliments! Keep visiting :-)
ReplyDeleteTLP, thanks a lot!
Hilarious! ...'while I visit beauty parlour'!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat humour poetry
Haaaaaaa ! Best Valentine post that I read ever!
ReplyDeleteThanks Kavita :-)
DeleteLovely and supremely romantic ! Never read such love poems before :-)
ReplyDeleteha ha....thanks!
Deletelaughing .... laughing... still laughing...
ReplyDeleteThanks :-)
DeleteA hallmark of Giribala on each poem! Enjoy your Valentine:)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Rahul :-)
Deletehaha :D I like the humpty dumpty one :D
ReplyDeleteGreat
ReplyDeleteThanks Reena!!
DeleteI know that this is post is really old. But...
ReplyDelete'On second thoughts,
Why don’t you go alone,
While I visit a beauty parlor?'
Oh.My.God. :D
this post*
DeleteThanks! Yes, an old post, but I shared it recently on Valentine's Day :D
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