Health Benefits Of Eggs, Tomatoes, And Mango Chutney

Sunday, August 17, 2014

You go, girl! 
Today I am going to reveal how tomatoes, eggs, and Mango Chutney, the three super-duper, super-cool, and super-delectable things, are conducive to good health.

Tomatoes: A human body is like two tomatoes placed one on the top of the other. If the top tomato rots, it simply stinks, but if the bottom one rots, it collapses and brings down the top one as well. Therefore you need to take extra care of the lower tomato. Now if you are reading this article, I am sure your top tomato is in the pink of health, but I cannot say the same thing about the bottom one. To keep your tomatoes in fine fettle, you need to eat a lot of tomatoes. Whenever, wherever, you see a red tomato, eat it then and eat it there, you will be young forever.


Eggs: A human body can also be imagined as two eggs placed one on the top of the other. Although the primary role of an egg is to ensure the continuity of a species, it is also supposed to be eaten. I like eggs because they can be eggstensively used to create eggcentric words, for eggsample, eggsclude, eggsclusive, eggzactly, eggcetera, eggcetera. Chicken eggs should be eaten regularly, not only for the strength of one's lower egg, but also for the health of the whole planet. If we stopped eating eggs, the world would be run over by chickens, hens, and roosters. Go grab an egg before it turns into a chicken. An egg a meal, while making this earth free from filth, will also give you abs of steel!

Mango Chutney: A human body can also be compared to mango chutney, but only when a person has eaten lots of mangoes, and then he has been run over by a train or a bulldozer. Anyway, here I am not talking about chutney, literally, but a literary book called Mango Chutney: An Anthology of Tasteful Short Fiction to which I have contributed a short story. Now wait a moment, please don’t start eating the book. Books help us stay healthy in a different way, and this is how it works -- when you spend your hard-earned money and precious time on buying and reading books, it makes you so poor that you are gleaned away from the unhealthy debilitating lifestyle of the rich. Go get a copy of Mango Chutney, guys, to find relief from the stress of daily grind.

So these are the three super-awesome things that I have been recommending to my near and dear ones these days. I hope you are now so awfully well-acquainted with the exemplary benefits of eating eggs and tomatoes that you will restrain yourselves from throwing them on me in case you find my story in Mango Chutney, unappetizing. To be honest, I have written a simple story in simple English. Someday I wish to write abstract, abstruse, or absolutely undecipherable stories, which will confuse and confound the cognoscenti.

Finally, I want to assure you that there was no ulterior motive for writing this post other than a deep concern for the health of my dear friends. May your tomatoes remain in the pink of health! May your top and bottom eggs provide you worldly and otherworldly pleasures!

Where To Buy:
For International Readers: UREAD.COM

21 comments:

  1. WHAT a wonderful way to introduce the book - and, quite nicely, ensuring that the potential missiles have neatly been allotted to other uses :)

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    1. Thanks Suresh! I hope you will finish eating all the eggs and tomatoes in your basket before reading my story :-)

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  2. Good luck, Giri! I am looking forward to reading your story.

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  3. Hahaha! Since you have blessed us with gyan on the immeasurable importance of tomatoes and eggs to our health, the least we can do is enjoy them along with a side of some Mango Chutney!
    Congrats on the book! I am waiting for the ebook format on Kindle eagerly so I can read the stories by some of my favourite bloggers and love their writing even more!

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    1. Thanks Rickie! Please don't burn your Kindle if you don't like my story :P

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  4. Haaa haaa ! What an intriguing way to introduce the book. Comgratulations Giribala. ILooking forward to reading your story !

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  5. Congrats!! Waiting for the availibility of the book in India.Nice foreword.

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    1. Thanks Ushaji! I hope you get a copy soon ;-)

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  6. What an innovative way to introduce the book to us :) I am waiting to lay my hands on this book and the tomatoes and eggs too but for my own health benefit. Many congrats for the story getting published :) i am sure it will be as delicious as your blog posts that I love munching on.

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    1. Thanks Jaspreet! Actually the story is very different from the blog posts that I write here. That's why I want everyone to finish eating their eggs and tomatoes before reading it :p

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  7. Quite an interesting way to introduce the book, Giribala. Many congratulations and thank you for the link back

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    1. Thank you again for the book review. You were the first person other than the editors who read the book :-)

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    1. Hmm....thank you! You give me hope that someday I will sell Sandhi Sudha Oil or Nazar Suraksha Kavach :-)

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  9. That was a refreshingly different way to announce the book. Thanks for linking my review, appreciate it :)
    P.S- I tried leaving a comment yesterday, not sure if it got lost somewhere or didn't make it at all. In case this is a duplicate one, please delete it.

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  10. Best wishes for the book launch! Look forward to reading this, and your prologue(?) is enticing, Giri:)

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  11. tomatoes are the best vegetables which are good for metabolism and skin health benefits of tomato

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