Sarah Palin: The Best Sailing Author

Sarah Palin the Author

I like Sarah Palin because she is so pretty and her name rhymes with Para Sailin', a recreational activity, where you don’t mind being tied with a rope and dragged by a boat over a distance. Para Sailin' scores over other activities, because even if you are like me, too cautious and economical to pay for a life-threatening activity, you can still post your pictures enjoying it on Facebook.

Recently, Sarah Palin has been on a roll promoting her new book, "Going Rogue: An American Life," and the media has gone crazy as if there has been an alien invasion. The leftists and elitists are attacking her for her alleged low intellect. It is like calling a 3-year-old cute little girl dumb and airhead for not knowing Heisenberg uncertainty principle or Pauli exclusion principle. And what’s that fuss about her governing abilities? Don’t people know that once someone becomes president, he or she has a command over the best brains to serve them as speechwriters and advisors?

You are so right Sarah, your “critics are lonely, shallow, and we need to pray for them.” You pray to Jesus, while I pray to my gods.

My only concern is that if Sarah Palin becomes president, Taliban might lay down their arms saying, “We do nott fightt with wooman,” and give up the holy war. In that case, we would have to relocate our forces to another country, and that would be kinda expensive considering the oil prices, and difficult for the troops to once again get accustomed to a new culture.

That was one beautiful, talented, conservative woman talking about another. If you want to know what ordinary folks are saying about her, go to Sarah Palin's page on Huffington Post. Here is an article in The New York Times, reporting how people are looking up to her to give them hope. To know more about her achievements, you might even want to browse Wikipedia, from where I have borrowed the picture.