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Goatie Bansal And Pawan Bakri (May 10, 2043)
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Thursday, May 14, 2043
Believe it or not, mano ya na
mano, the above picture was captured a few days ago by a family member of Goatie
Bansal and it has gone viral. This weird sight was witnessed when Goatie Bansal was about to kill a
goat named Pawan Bakri for good luck. It is believed that when someone is about to
die, his and his onlookers' faces from previous lives flash for about a millisecond.
After seeing this picture, we decided to conduct an investigation into the previous lives of
both, Bansal and the goat. What we discovered is a 30-year-old story which has been lying quietly in the folds of history.
First, we tracked down the Pawan Bakri's owner
and inquired about it's date of birth. It happened to be a day
when a senior Congress leader Pawan Kumar Bansal had died. While studying the events of Pawan Bansal's life, we learned that in May 2013, he had sacrificed a goat
to retain his post as a Railway Minister as he was about to be sacked for being
a cohort in a spurious activity known as, cash for postings, a practice which
was as ubiquitous as rubbish on the streets of Indian towns and cities. Incidentally, Goatie Bansal's date of birth also coincided with the date of the sacrifice of this very goat in May 2013.
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| Pawan Kumar Bansal and Goatie Bakri (May 10, 2013) |
It is clear from our extensive, all-encompassing investigation that Goatie Bansal and Pawan Bakri were actually the sacrificed goat and Mr. Pawan Kumar Bansal respectively in their previous lives. RIP, Pawan Bakri!
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Wow It is very interesting.Amused to go through the the past history of Goatie Bansal.
ReplyDeleteThanks Usha ji :-)
Deletekarmic accounts got to be settled !!
ReplyDeleteHe who considers others pawn is also pawn for people above him in the hierarchy !
Awesome read !! Nice morphing as well ! :D
Yeah....what an irony :O
DeleteGreat Giri. Just awesome.
ReplyDeleteThanks Alka :-)
DeleteIf and when the case ever gets settled,will we know as to who has been actually sacrificed..
ReplyDeleteDon't trust the media.
Historically,no such deals are done without blessings from OOPAR SE
In fact, this cash-for-posting practice is very common is carried out by most of the MLAs and MPs with impunity.
Deletehey,that was funny though superstitious.every job in government is sold by state public service commission for a certain price and all state cabinet ministers and ias babus are involved in it.they have decided to sacrifice ashwin and bansal bhakras to win 2014 general election.
ReplyDeleteTrue! It's like plucking two leaves from a huge tree of corruption.
DeleteThey value their own corrupt lives and comfort - and everybody else is a bakra for them :(
ReplyDeleteSad state of affairs :(
DeleteI had no idea that we will mutate into a new species in the future. At least then the politicians will not be belittled to speak out their most favoured word - main.
ReplyDeleteMutate we will, but 30 years is a very short period....
DeleteAlack and alas! Being the bakra I'll have to await my turn till the next janam :)
ReplyDeleteThat seems to be the only consolation :-)
DeleteSab bakre hain. They have to take the fall for mai baap.
ReplyDeleteTo appease the Gods of opposition :D
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