Goatie Bansal And Pawan Bakri

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Goatie Bansal And Pawan Bakri (May 10, 2043)

Thursday, May 14, 2043
Believe it or not, mano ya na mano, the above picture was captured a few days ago by a family member of Goatie Bansal and it has gone viral. This weird sight was witnessed when Goatie Bansal was about to kill a goat named Pawan Bakri for good luck. It is believed that when someone is about to die, his and his onlookers' faces from previous lives flash for about a millisecond. After seeing this picture, we decided to conduct an investigation into the previous lives of both, Bansal and the goat. What we discovered is a 30-year-old story which has been lying quietly in the folds of history.

First, we tracked down the Pawan Bakri's owner and inquired about it's date of birth. It happened to be a day when a senior Congress leader Pawan Kumar Bansal had died. While studying the events of Pawan Bansal's life, we learned that in May 2013, he had sacrificed a goat to retain his post as a Railway Minister as he was about to be sacked for being a cohort in a spurious activity known as, cash for postings, a practice which was as ubiquitous as rubbish on the streets of Indian towns and cities. Incidentally, Goatie Bansal's date of birth also coincided with the date of the sacrifice of this very goat in May 2013.

Pawan Kumar Bansal and Goatie Bakri (May 10, 2013)

It is clear from our extensive, all-encompassing investigation that Goatie Bansal and Pawan Bakri were actually the sacrificed goat and Mr. Pawan Kumar Bansal respectively in their previous lives. RIP, Pawan Bakri!

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18 comments:

  1. Wow It is very interesting.Amused to go through the the past history of Goatie Bansal.

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  2. karmic accounts got to be settled !!
    He who considers others pawn is also pawn for people above him in the hierarchy !
    Awesome read !! Nice morphing as well ! :D

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  3. If and when the case ever gets settled,will we know as to who has been actually sacrificed..
    Don't trust the media.
    Historically,no such deals are done without blessings from OOPAR SE

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    1. In fact, this cash-for-posting practice is very common is carried out by most of the MLAs and MPs with impunity.

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  4. hey,that was funny though superstitious.every job in government is sold by state public service commission for a certain price and all state cabinet ministers and ias babus are involved in it.they have decided to sacrifice ashwin and bansal bhakras to win 2014 general election.

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    1. True! It's like plucking two leaves from a huge tree of corruption.

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  5. They value their own corrupt lives and comfort - and everybody else is a bakra for them :(

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  6. I had no idea that we will mutate into a new species in the future. At least then the politicians will not be belittled to speak out their most favoured word - main.

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    1. Mutate we will, but 30 years is a very short period....

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  7. Alack and alas! Being the bakra I'll have to await my turn till the next janam :)

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  8. Sab bakre hain. They have to take the fall for mai baap.

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